"Let
me tell you this one, you'll love it."
"Go
ahead." Charlie said.
"We
get this guy, we're tailing him right?
The works, we're going through his garbage, tappin' his phone, going
through his mail, everything, ok? So
the guy has a fucking cat, right? So
every week, my boys have to go through the garbage and they're having to dig
through this fucking ten pound bag of cat shit. So one week they find some scraps of paper in it. They bring them back to the lab, they put
them back together, and it's some kind of a note."
"What
kind of note?"
"Coded. So we break the code. We're feeling pretty fucking good about
ourselves. We find out where this guy's
gonna be, and we set up a sting. Easy
bust. Fucking warehouse."
"Ok."
"So
we're sittin' around at the warehouse, and it's an hour late, and this guy
hasn't shown yet. So we start looking
around, and there the fucker is on the rooftop next door, watching us with
binoculars and laughing his ass off.
This fucking guy, I tell you."
"Wait,
he set you up?"
"He
knows we'll find the note, he doesn't shred it, he just tears it up into a
bunch a pieces. Knowing we can put it
back together. And he makes the code
real simple, so we'll be sure to break it."
"I
don't get it."
"He
just wants to make sure we're digging through the fucking cat shit!"
"Oh." Charlie said, and started to grin.
"It
gets worse. Ramirez goes over there,
walks right up to the guy, we're made, fuck it, sometimes it happens. Hell, sometimes it's better to get made, you
know, they know you're chasing em, they slip up, make a mistake."
"Right." Charlie smiling now. Cheesing.
"Ramirez
says, 'Hey, you want to have dinner sometime?
Maybe talk about all the illegal shit you're into?', you know what the fucking guy says?"
"What?"
"He
says, 'Sure. I'll have my cat drop you
a note.'"
Charlie
lost it, just a little. A slight
chuckle. Then a full fledged
giggle. And now Captain Holifield was
laughing right along with him.
"You
think that's funny?" The captain
asked, trying to regain his composure.
"Oh,
c'mon! That is funny. The guy's got balls!"
"You're
telling me."
"Who
is this guy anyway?" Charlie
asked, calming down.
"Otto
Miles." The captain smiled in a
way that said, I dare you to laugh at that.
"Otto
Miles? That's my guy! That's the guy I'm here to find!"
"I
know. I just thought you should know a
little something about how he operates before you go off and do something
stupid. I know how you work too
Charlie, remember that."